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Take heart, soldier. England's side could be approaching the next Ashes Test now 2-0 down, but some remain among supporters is deterred. There is one unit tailor-made for this scenario, a dedicated unit who are arguably the quintessential doomsday preppers. Have your dreams been shattered? Are you crushed beneath the weight of failed hopes? Then it's time, rally to the Barmy Army.
As we speak, their advance guard are gathering in Adelaide, the city where they first came together 30 years ago. England's most famous – and for their size most raucous – travelling fans will be anticipating an celebratory against-all-odds victory, similar to the one they witnessed on that mid-90s tour. Furthermore regardless of the result on the pitch, away from the field the parties will be long and loud.
"The cricket's been extremely disappointing," one founder concedes, "however we're the lucky ones, because we're on holiday. It's perhaps harder for the people at home."
Despite a dramatic batting collapse fails to deter this crew of battle-tested followers. They've been observing England's innings meltdowns since earlier than the latest star took the field. They've witnessed more fielding errors than star players have career scalps. Their collective record as an Ashes touring group stands at: contested many, lost often, won seldom. The people who comprehend how to survive a series sweep, that would be the long-standing fans.
Indeed, if you're watching, the Barmy Army do seem to be everywhere this series. TV directors at the grounds sometimes appear more focused on the Barmies than in their own fans. Broadcasters regularly use them as banter-primed buildup to a day's play. Remarkably the athletes on the field acknowledge them, with a fan dressed as a monarch leading a rendition of a national hymn.
Perhaps that the Barmy Army's combination of longevity and omnipresence has now obscured quite how remarkable their dominance of away support has been. In the early 1990s a few backpackers were brought together in good-natured self-deprecation at England's woeful away record. Today their legacy is so linked with the national team that their boisterous, "unique" crowd is all but part of the furniture. They've undoubtedly come a great distance since the early days.
One founding member still remembers the excited anticipation of the series start of that formative tour. After the Australians building a solid score, he started a six-person conga in the stands, winding up the home fans with a song about convicts. "The Aussie fans shouted insults at us, then threw plastic cups – the stuff that we sometimes receive today," he remembers. "However when we got back our little group of England followers had all joined in."
Following defeat, England's tour continued to struggle. Any supporter backing the team around the country surely was barmy indeed. As the tour reached the later Tests their crowd had swelled substantially. The squad, however, genuinely enjoyed their noise at the grounds. When England pulled off a consolation win, a senior player summoned a supporter up to the victory celebration to join in the revelry. This connection remains.
Additionally, the sheer numbers the Barmy Army can conjure are as attractive to the sport as they are to overseas venues. For this series alone, their organised trips will host a significant contingent of fans on tour. A variety of activities are scheduled for the 30th anniversary.
This is, in the end, an group born of love for the game and commercial nous. The reason they mark their founding to a Adelaide game is because that was when they started offering branded clothing. The limited early stock was so quickly sold out – and financially rewarding – that it began a commercial operation. From that point, the original members have helped turn a pub-based supporters into an industry-leading travel company.
That brings its own complexities, notably at a time when sport is attempting to move beyond some of its boisterous image. The Barmy Army's directors are eager to highlight that a growing percentage of their travelling fans are now women. With societal shifts, the songs have had to get less offensive, too. "Comments that you'd say 30 years ago you can no longer say, and that's correct," says a representative. "It's not possible to tell someone how to behave within the confines of their seat, but we do not endorse songs that are offensive."
Will the Barmy Army evolve quietly? The average supporter age is now in middle age – like the original members, who have been content to step away from the day-to-day running. One founder is enjoying this tour purely as a punter – leaving a fresh team to populate the Barmy Army's social media. "You forget how challenging it used to be to communicate with each other," he chuckles. "Our method was all by shouting – 'everyone's going to the pub!'"
As for England's plight, the faint hope of a series victory remains alive, which is classic Barmy Army indeed. In the event England succumb in Adelaide … well, South Africa next Christmas awaits.
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